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A Christmas Story
as told by Anita
There was no room in any of the buildings because everybody had sinuses. So Joseph said to Mary ... let's take ourselves somewhere where we are appreciated. Hey! There's a stable!
So, baby Jesus was born in a pile of hay, but Joseph wrapped him in some saddles and clothes (swaddling clothes) that must have been left over from the people who lived there before.
And the baby just hung out with the animals because they didn't have sinuses.
And then some people came from everywhere because they made a wish on a big star from David, he lives in Iowa you know...and the star took them there.
Mom, is Bedlam in Iowa?
And then the kings came. And Jesus was a king too, and they didn't want any kings, so they nailed him to the cross and he died.
And then he went up to heaven because God is his daddy. And now he's with my pet snake from when I was a baby.
And THAT'S why we have Christmas!
It's about loving everybody even when they are sick with the sinuses and remembering that baby Jesus died so we can go to heaven too...because everybody deserves to be with their pet snakes and everybody else that they love.
Right Mom?
Yes, that's it. I know it is because God said it was so and because he lets us have Christmas every year even though Jesus HAS to be at least 100 years old by now.
The End
May your Holiday Season be filled with Peace, Love and Joy.
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